What girls mean: I’m too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I’ve been over and she’s asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I’ve been saying no but I’m dying of thirst
me @ my bad eyebrow: i’m sick of carrying your lazy ass… your sister works tirelessly to support this family and u think you can just keep cruising through life….get a real job….there is no ‘I’ in 'eyebrows’…except phonetically
making out is one of the most underrated things in the world of sex like one of the best feelings on earth is tongue on tongue, biting each other’s lips and pressing your bodies together and grinding your hips into each other while your breathing mixes and making out is just so ugh god
